Snackgrade / AI receipt roasts
Your groceries.
Our unsolicited opinion.
Snap your grocery receipt. Get an AI roast, a letter grade, and a report card your group chat won't let you forget.
One free roast a week. Bring snacks. Leave the guilt.
Our ground rules
Roast the basket. Not the person.
No food rules. Just punchlines.
AI humor. Not medical advice.
01 / The receipt-to-roast pipeline
From checkout
to called out.
You already bought the snacks. Might as well get some entertainment out of them.
C+
A balanced diet of plot twists.
“The spinach is here as a character witness.”
“Three chip flavors. Zero commitment issues.”
“Your ice cream has its own emergency contact.”
I got a C+. Bet you can't beat me.
Snap the evidence.
Take a clear photo of your grocery receipt. AI reads the items so you don't have to type out your snack stash.
Get your report card.
An A–F grade and three roast-worthy one-liners turn your grocery run into a shareable image card.
Make it a group-chat problem.
Share your card and challenge a friend to beat your grade. Their receipt. Their roast. Your next argument.
Every shared card carries the Snackgrade name, so your friends can find their own roast.
02 / Small receipt. Big feelings.
The roast is on us.
Weekly roast
Free
One receipt roast per week, an A–F grade, three one-liners, and a shareable report card. Plenty of ammunition for the group chat.
Get my free roastProposed experiment · not yet available
The full grocery audit
$2.99 proposed per audit
A roast with a useful side: cheaper and healthier swap suggestions. We're exploring this optional upgrade; the weekly roast stays free.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
03 / Your group chat awaits
Give your receipt
something to say.
One grocery run. Three punchlines. A friend to challenge.